Car Bombing
My car was bombed. In one night, about a bazillion birds “did their business” on my car. Everywhere. And in all different colors. I’m embarassed.
Tonight, I was walking out to my car and two guys walked by it, pointed and said things like “Ew!! That’s disgusting!” I pretended like I was going to a different car. When they were in their dorm, I walked back to mine and slipped in. Then, I drove around to find a gas station that still had their squeegies out (most are gone because they’d freeze). So I squeegied almost my entire car. Still looks gross because some of it spread and I was getting too cold to be a perfectionist. The next day that it isn’t below freezing, I’ll probably get a car wash. Otherwise it probably won’t be gone until February or later. I don’t think I can keep on pretending it isn’t my car. I really should take off the “Rausch for House” magnet.
Needless to say, I am now in support of anyone who wants to kill birds. Even in the off-season.
December 5th, 2006 at 11:32 pm
The last thing we want people to associate the Rausch name with is crap. However, I think the damage is done.
December 5th, 2006 at 11:46 pm
Woah! I wouldn’t have beleived how bad it was without the picture! I’m sure whatever you could do with the squeegie was an improvement! Hopefully no more birds use your car for their deposits!
December 6th, 2006 at 7:54 am
were you under power lines or something?
December 6th, 2006 at 6:57 pm
I have a bb gun, 20guage and 12 guage you can borrow. Let me now, I’ll hook ya up.
December 7th, 2006 at 8:04 am
Maybe you need a white car?
December 7th, 2006 at 10:52 am
On the one hand, that really really sucks. On the other hand…wow that’s amazing! But it mostly really sucks.
December 7th, 2006 at 6:39 pm
I’ll fork out the funds for a car wash – but don’t let your locks freeze! Do it this week-end when it warms up (if it does)
That’s gross!
December 7th, 2006 at 8:36 pm
Maybe it was “Adam’s Revenge”.
“What was your New York City trip #1 highlight? Adam being pooped on.”
(Or maybe the birds were confused and thought it was Adam’s car.)
December 7th, 2006 at 10:15 pm
Ew!! That’s disgusting!!
December 9th, 2006 at 1:34 pm
You know chris fellows, well at the college world series we were sitting behind home plate. We had both bought our brand new baseball hats. And then came mr. pigeon and craped on top of chris’s hat. Sux to be him
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