Welcome to my Crib(age) – get it?
Kyra and I are officially moved in and decorated! Our apartment is two stories. Main floor: kitchen, bathroom, sink area, my room, guest room. Second floor: living room, bathroom, sink are, Kyra’s room, door to balcony. It’s pretty sweet. Check it out!
Here are some things that I find enjoyable about our apartment:
(I like lists and they are easy to read)
- We have a dishwasher. (Its name is Kyra. Haha, just kidding. We really do.)
- The fact that there’s an upstairs.
- Our own bathrooms.
- Low rent.
- Wireless internet and digital cable.
- A guest room with pull-out loveseat and recliner.
- Mailbox.
- It costs $0.25 to dry your clothes.
- Running water.
- As many outlets as one could dream.
- Closet space, galore.
- Eye hole in the doors.
- The balcony.
- My roommate. Awwwh.
- Indoor plumbing.
- Locks.
Yep, ladies and gentlemen…I have it made. Except…
Here are some things that I find unenjoyable about our apartment:
- Buying toilet paper.
- Loud and intoxicated neighbors.
- We don’t have forwarding addresses for the previous residents.
- Sometimes you have to dry things twice, like jeans or towels.
- I’m scared to look through the eyehole.
- Mail doesn’t come until 2:00.
- My landlord is super old and talks for too long.
- My keys hit the door frame when I lock/unlock it.
So as it turns out…the good outweighs the horrific.
June 26th, 2006 at 11:54 am
Indoor plumbing and locks are very nice features of a dwelling.
Unfortunately, I have neither.
June 26th, 2006 at 4:25 pm
Let’s trash her place
June 26th, 2006 at 9:21 pm
Buying toilet paper:
Buy 2-ply and seperate the 2 layers.
Loud and intoxicated neighbors.
When in Rome, do as the Romans.
We don’t have forwarding addresses for the previous residents
Throw it. Its not your fault they didnt go to the Post office and get a Change of Address form.
Sometimes you have to dry things twice, like jeans or towels.
Hang your clothes off you balcony. Make sure you put liquid fabric softener in the washer when you whasy. Then your clothes wont be stiff if you air dry them.
I’m scared to look through the eyehole
Put tape over it. Or a picture of Miles on the other end.
Mail doesn’t come until 2:00.
Get a PO Box and drive to the Post Office everyday before 2:00
My landlord is super old and talks for too long.
Tell him The Andy Griffith Show is on and you will see the fastest old man ever.
My keys hit the door frame when I lock/unlock it.
Take a grinder to the edge of the key to shave some metal off.
If you need any more help, just let me know.
June 27th, 2006 at 8:17 am
Justin, your comment made me giggle!
June 28th, 2006 at 7:26 pm
I give you sound advise and you giggle at it?
HOW RUDE!
Yes that was a quote from Stephanie from Full House.
July 2nd, 2006 at 11:36 am
Justin, you so funny!