HOW RUDE!

Yes that was a quote from Stephanie from Full House.

Loud and intoxicated neighbors.
When in Rome, do as the Romans.

We don’t have forwarding addresses for the previous residents
Throw it. Its not your fault they didnt go to the Post office and get a Change of Address form.

Sometimes you have to dry things twice, like jeans or towels.
Hang your clothes off you balcony. Make sure you put liquid fabric softener in the washer when you whasy. Then your clothes wont be stiff if you air dry them.

I’m scared to look through the eyehole
Put tape over it. Or a picture of Miles on the other end.

Mail doesn’t come until 2:00.
Get a PO Box and drive to the Post Office everyday before 2:00

My landlord is super old and talks for too long.
Tell him The Andy Griffith Show is on and you will see the fastest old man ever.

My keys hit the door frame when I lock/unlock it.
Take a grinder to the edge of the key to shave some metal off.

If you need any more help, just let me know.