Holli Rausch

I’m mad. The Golden Globe Awards are stupid. This year. Wanna know why? I’ll tell you.

First of all, Sacha Cohen won Best Actor for a Musical/Comedy Film for his movie, Borat: Cultural Learnings Of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation Of Kazakhstan. Really? Best Actor? Was he funny enough? I haven’t seen the movie, but my guess is no. His competitors may not have been any funnier…but I think

Johnny Depp

should have won. Mostly because it’s…

JOHNNY DEPP

Yes, he gets his own line. Meryl Streep won Best Actress for a Musical/Comedy for The Devil Wears Prada. I’ll agree with that. Who wants Beyonce to win, anyway? I didn’t even know she was in Dreamgirls. Plus, Meryl Streep had WHITE HAIR.

Jennifer Hudson won Best Supporting Actress for Dreamgirls. I haven’t seen it. But she’s been the favorite of every talk show I watch (Good Morning America, Regis and Kelly, and The View). So, I’ll agree with that. Apparently she was an American Idol contestant a few seasons ago. I wouldn’t know.

Leonardo DiCaprio didn’t win anything. I’m generally OK with that…but he was nominated twice for one category (Best Actor for a Drama). If he’s good enough to be nominated twice in the SAME CATEGORY…isn’t he good enough to win it? C’mon!

Cars won Best Animated Feature Film. This is the only super great thing about this Golden Globes Awards. Also, I’ll some day be working for Pixar. So, ’nuff said.

Best Television Drama Series went to Grey’s Anatomy. Rubbish. I know I’ll get hate comments on this, but seriously? Heroes was up…I am a religious viewer of that show, but I don’t know how much it deserved the nomination. Lost was up. That’s where my vote lies. I mean, that is original. How many emergency room/doctor shows are there on TV right now? Off the top of my head, I can think of four. How many shows about a group of people who crash into a mysterious island with scary people and a dark cloud? One. Why does everyone hate my opinion?

Kyra Sedgewick (The Closer) beat Evangeline Lily (Lost) for Best Actress in a Television Drama Series. The only reason why I am OK with that is because Kyra spells her name the same way as my summer Brookings apartment-mate.

Ugly Betty won for Best Television Comedy Series. Were the judges stoned? I feel like I’m living a nightmare. It’s not funny. The Office is funny. They probably didn’t win though, because of last week’s episode. Sucks. Also, where’s Studio 60 and Scrubs in this line-up?

Alec Baldwin (30 Rock) beat Zach Braff (Scrubs) and Steve Carell (The Office) for Best Actor in a Television Comedy Series. 30 Rock isn’t funny, therefore neither are any of its actors. Scrubs and The Office are funny, as well as all of its actors. Zach, Steve, I got your back. Also…Matthew Perry in Studio 60? This world doesn’t know how much it needs me.

Bottomline: Matthew Perry, Zach Braff, Steve Carell,

Johnny Depp,

Leonardo DiCaprio, Evangeline Lily, Studio 60, The Office, Lost,…you got hosed. I’m really sorry for this world’s problems.

You can go here to see the nominees and winners.

Also,

Johnny Depp.