Mother would be proud
Guess what? I fixed a parachute! And with an 80 year old sewing machine! Ironically, it works just as good or better than any other machine I have ever used. Also, I patched a rip. I’m a modern-day Rosie the Riveter!
Question: Have you ever seen a parachute?
Answer: They’re big.
Question: Have you ever tried to feed a parachute through a sewing machine?
Answer: It’s not so bad, except for the very middle area where the hole is.
Also, I look at this picture, and all I can think is “PLEASE?!” This Lhasa-poo is visiting us for the week, and she is adorable! Her name is Claire, and I want one.
Question: What is more precious than Claire?
Answer: A diamond. But nothing else. And fiances.
I heart her and want to keep her. Though a puppy probably wouldn’t be around for another year at best, I want one just like her. She’s like a stuffed animal who walks. And has a pulse. And poops. And sometimes eats.
Question: Can anyone guess why my post is titled this way? (Two reasons!)
